There's More

[Rondy]

Saw a porn film last night. A woman was giving a hand job to a joiner, a plumber, an electrician and a plasterer...
It was called, "Jack Off All Trades!"
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A man goes to confession after a long absence.
He sits in the booth, looks around & says to the Priest, ''The confessional has really changed father. I don't remember Guinness on tap in the booths."
The Priest said, "That's because you're in my flipping seat!''
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My dog is worried about the economy because Butchers Tripe has gone up to £5 a tin.

That's £35 in doggy money!
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