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[Rondy]

I went to the doctors about my blocked ear.
He said, "What ear is it?"
I said, "Two thousand and twenty three."
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I was addicted to Nesquik for 10 years then decided to go cold turkey.
Haven't had the shakes for over a week now!
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My friend was shocked when I told him I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means.
I said “Relax. It’s not the end of the world.”
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A lorry carrying carrots, turnips and parsnips has spilled its load on the A46
Police are advising travellers to use alternative roots.
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[maggiebee]

Think I'd make soup with the last one.

[Tubbycoates]

Boring, not at all funny

[Barsel]

Well, they amused me.

[jno]

Tubby's a man of few words

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1846270.html

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1846232.html

[AZardoz]

But he's right.
Rondy posts the worst jokes, if you can even call them that.
Waste of space & air time.

[1ozzy]

Then do better.

[Ken4155]

Some people have got being grumpy off to a fine art. Carry on the good work, Rondy:-)

[Patsy33]

Your jokes brighten up my days, Rondy! :-))

[1ozzy]

https://ibb.co/zsFGNqz