Familiar?
Does this sound familiar to anyone?
Early in the morning, husband woke up and ask his wife.
Husband: Would you like to join me for jogging?
Wife: Oh, so you mean i am fat?
Husband: No, jogging is good for health.
Wife: Oh, that mean i am sick.
Husband: No no, if you don't want to get up, it is okay.
Wife: So now, you are trying to say I'm lazy, haa?
Husband: Now, you are misunderstanding me, I didn't..........
Wife: Ahaa! So i didn't understand you because i am an illiterate, right?
Husband: Now look, i didn't say that.
Wife: So, am i lying?
Husband: I beg you, please don't stretch it in the morning.
Wife: Oh, now i am a quarrelsome one?
Husband: Ok ok, you go off to sleep, I am going jogging alone, are you happy now?
Wife: See, you are so selfish, always think of yourself alone, you never think of my health.