A Few More

[Rondy]

I've just sorted out the cleaning rota at the zoo.
The lion sweeps tonight.
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I’ve stained an incisor chewing on a Biro.
So I went to a phone shop to get it sorted.
Turns out though, they can’t fix that Bluetooth.
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I spent ages last night trying to work out the meaning of inconsequential, well before realising it wasn't that important.
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[JimF]

They always are.

[ponkle]

Well I like them

[Tilly2]

Keep going Rondy. :-)

[Captain2]

I think Tubbycoats has had a sense of humour bypass. If she thinks she can do better, why not post some for us to judge?

[Canary42]

Don't let the bustards get you down Rondy - keep going.

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Tubbycoates]

I can understand some people having a go at me because these jokes are not funny.
Therefore, I've just sorted out the cleaning rota at the zoo.
The lion sweeps tonight.

Am I missing something? Why is the Lion sleeps tonight funny?
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I’ve stained an incisor chewing on a Biro.
So I went to a phone shop to get it sorted.

Why would you go to a phone shop ?

Not all funny.

[Hopkirk]

Oh Tubby.

[Captain2]

Dear oh dear.

[Arksided]

Two fies sat on a dog turd one of them farts, the other one looks at him and says.. do you mind I'm eating.

[Arksided]

*Flies

[Hopkirk]

Are you trying to wind Tubby up?
(it's not hard)

[Sam1960]

A man walks into a bar and says "who the **** left that there"

[Sam1960]

meanwhile ..... on the other side of town ..

a dyslexic man walks into a bra ...


I'll just get my jacket

[JimF]

There were two hippopotamuses wallowing in the mud and one thought it was Tuesday.

One goldfish to another goldfish: "What do you mean you're an atheist? Who do you think changes the water?"

A polar bear cub to its mother: "Mummy, I don't think I'm a real polar bear?"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm freezing..."

Etc.

[ABSpareEditor]

Tubbycoates, please keep in mind that humour is subjective. Let's try to avoid turning a lighthearted thread into a negative one.

A grasshopper walks into a bar...

The bartender says "We have a drink named after you"...

The grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Steve?"

[choux]

Tubbycoates - Wimoweh :)

[THECORBYLOON]

Not sure that will help so this is a more recent version


https://youtu.be/hRv4cdZxTdQ

[choux]

Corby, waddya mean "more recent" - that was 1951, before you were born?

;))))))