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[Rondy]

They're making a new reality TV show following a family of sausage dogs driving a taxi.
Its called, "Keeping Up With The Car Dachshunds."
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Went on a cycling date and rode all the way with the front wheel raised off the ground.
I think she had a wheelie good time.
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My wife had terrible headaches whenever I cooked with wheat, barley, or rice.
She was really suffering from my grains.
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There is a new sex position called 'parcel force'.....
Apparently you stay in all day and nobody comes!
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I took all of my savings, converted it to cash and put it in a boat.
I feel much better now that my money is offshore.
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I’ve taken up bell ringing as a hobby.
Just a couple of hours a week and it is doing me good…….
The bus driver, however, is absolutely furious.
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[Old_Geezer]

Liked those :-)