A Few More

[Rondy]

I’ve always thought my neighbours were quite nice people...

But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi!
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A man is buying a suit from a local tailor. "I need to warn you," he says, as the tailor is taking his measurements. "That I won't be able to pay for this suit for three months."

"That's quite all right, sir," the tailor replies.

"By the way," the man asks, "When will it be ready?"

"In three months."
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