A Few More

[Rondy]

In an interview the boss asked me “Do you have any experience?”
I told him “Yes, this is my 20th interview.”
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The Admiral was visiting one of his ships:

When having tea he noticed that every biscuit has the ships insignia embossed on it. He is impressed and calls the cook to ask him how he does this.

Cook: "When rolling the biscuits I slap each one onto my belt buckle before putting them in the oven."

Admiral: "That’s pretty unhygienic."

Cook: "In that case Sir, I’d suggest you skip the doughnuts."
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