And There's More

[Rondy]

Police have raided a factory producing thousands of counterfeit Kipling products. A Police spokesman said " They're exceedingly good fakes"
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Apparently somebody telephoned B&Q and said they wanted to go in and asked how big the queue was. The answer was "the same size as the 'B'"
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Eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Sad news at the Nestle factory in Scotland today.... A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath. He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the Milky Bars are on me".... everyone ignored him !
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[Patsy33]

Lol at Milky Bars.. :-))