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[Rondy]

When I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat trousers and underwear. I crept upstairs very quietly. It was only when I got to the top of the stairs I realised I was on a damn bus.

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When the Surgeon told me he was going to perform Keyhole surgery, I was relieved to hear he had studied at Yale.

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I invented the glove.

OK, I'm lying, but I did have a hand in it.

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