I Am Supposed To To What I Am Told
Body & Soul9 mins ago
I had a crazy dream last night guys.
I was swimming in an ocean of orange pop.
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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Polce toay have sa they are nvestgatng a strng of ID thefts.
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I don’t know why my wife got mad when I compared her to a plateau.
After all, it’s the highest form of flattery!
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I saw Kurt Cobain’s widow out fishing.
I said “Courtney Love?"
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The exhibition of bees is both the best and the last room in the Natural History Museum.
In fact, it's the bee hall and end hall.
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