And There's More

[Rondy]

My ex divorced me because she said I treated her like a maid.
But even the judge agreed that she should keep the house.
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Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced.
She said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees.
I thought she was kidding, but…
Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer.
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My wife divorced me because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about is how to win her back!
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The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.
I said, “Alphabetically or by their age?”
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I once worked as an assistant to the creator of star wars....
I was a Lucas aid......
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