A Few More

[Rondy]

A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars.
'Every blonde in the world will get two million.' The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man.

'Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men.'

The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. 'Now for your third wish.' said the genie.

'See that stick over there?', asked the brunette, 'I want you to beat me half to death with it.'

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I'm in Egypt and I've done my back.
Can anyone Recommend a good Cairopractor ?

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The wife and I were out for our anniversary dinner earlier tonight.
After our meal, the waiter came up to me and asked me, "Sir how did you find the pork belly?"
I replied, "We met 25 years ago in some pub!"

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