And There's More

[Rondy]

A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexahedronic ball
And the cube of its weight
Times his ***, plus eight
Is his phone number, give him a call!
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I don’t get out much these days.
I have a two foot wide cricket bat.
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I’m starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
Let’s make this country grate again............
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I`m furious, I heard my daughter got a tattoo of a club,a spade,a diamond and a heart.
I`ll deal with her later.
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