Phone Call

[Rondy]

My phone rang on the bus this morning and after I'd taken the call, the guy behind me said,"Excuse me, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? My friend and I heard your phone ringing and I'm pretty sure it was Beyoncé, but my friend is adamant it was Rihanna."

I said, "You're both wrong, it was my mum."

[Hopkirk]

Should have put a ring on it