And There's More

[Rondy]

The prison officer tells the warden, “Sir, I have to report that ten prisoners have broken out.”

The alarmed warden says, “Blow the whistles, sound the alarms, alert the police!"

With a surprised look the officer says, “Shouldn’t we call the doctor first? It looks as if it might be measles."
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My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character.

You should've seen the Luke on his face!
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