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[Rondy]

I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for the wife today.
But someone let the cat out of the bag!

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Went to see a fortune teller last week and she told me a lot of money would be coming my way. Walked outside and got hit by a securicor van!

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Just watched a film about a killer teabag.
Surprised it was only given a PG rating!

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Wife told me to stop acting like a Flamingo....
So I had to put my foot down!

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A Arab is going around buying all the Fish and Chip shops..........
His name is Sultan Vinegar!

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[Ken4155]

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[Patsy33]

Good uns! 😁😆