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[Rondy]

My boss said to me: "Why do you come out in a rash when I give you your wages?"
I said: "It's because I'm allergic to peanuts!"

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Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I almost dropped my razor into my coffee..

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Don't eat barbecued parrot
It don't half repeat on you.

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Our car only works every other day ....
I think there's a problem with the alternator.

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When marrying pay attention to your wife's name.
If she's called Alexa she'll always have an answer.

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[Patsy33]

Better by the day! 😄😁😆

[zebo]

//Stupid driver next to me is putting on makeup!
I was so shocked I almost dropped my razor into my coffee.//

Sounds like a former colleague who was regularly seen driving on the East Lancs eating toast while driving and shaving in the traffic jams.

[Ken4155]

Keep 'em coming, Rondy😊