A Few More

[Rondy]

The Lord called Noah one day and said, "Noah, I need you to build another ark."
"What, like the last one?" Noah replied.
"Er, no..I need this one to have 6 stories."
"So do you want me to lead all the animals 2 by 2 into the ark?" Noah asked.
"No," said God, "I want you to just take fish on board."
Noah asked, "What kind of fish?"
"Just carp." replied God
"Why just carp?" asked Noah
~ Wait for it '~
God quipped, "Because I've always wanted a multi story carp ark!!..

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Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my children...

Just like it says on the bottle.

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[Patsy33]

Sounds fishy to me..

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