Paddy And Mick

[Rondy]

Paddy and Mick were sitting in back of their trailers, shooting the breeze.  Paddy asked Mick, "If I snuck over to yore house while you wuz out fishin' an' I made love to your wife, an' she got pregnant, would that make us kin?"  
Mick scratched his head for a bit then said,  "I don't think so, but it sure would make us even."

[Khandro]

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