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They said on tv this morning that 20% of all driving accidents are cause by drunk drivers. That means that the other 80% are caused by drivers that are stone cold sober.
In other words If all drivers got drunk there would be far less accidents.
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I went to B&M's yesterday and I bought a piano stool. I took it back this morning because I've tried it every way but couldn't get a note out of it.
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BREAKING NEWS: In a last ditch attempt to save their season, Manchester United have dug up their pitch to plant potatoes. That way they’ll have something to lift in May.
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If you think swimming with Dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with Sharks ... cost me an arm and a leg.
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I have a ruler that’s 3 feet long.
I bought it at a yard sale.
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