Flight Of Fancy

maggiebee | 15:55 Fri 09th Feb 2024 | Jokes

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Tom gets on a plane in Edinburgh for a flight to New York. A very attractive young lady gets on the plane and sits right next to him. Wanting to start a conversation with her he asks “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turns round and smiles at him and says “Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”

Tom swallowed hard; here was one of the best looking women he'd ever seen and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Trying to act calmly he asked “What are you doing at this convention, then?”

“Lecturer” she says. “I use information gathered from my personal experiences to dispel some of the myths about sexuality.”

“Gosh” says Tom. “What kind of myths are these?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the most stamina is the Irish.”

“I'm so sorry” she said. “I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name.”

“Tonto” he says. “Tonto McKenzie. But my friends call me Paddy.”.