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Rondy | 07:45 Sun 18th Feb 2024 | Jokes
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Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around reception he notices a sign on the wall.
He asks the owner: "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says: "I am the owner and I live here, why do you ask?"
Paddy says: "Well on that sign it says guests have to be in before you."
The owner replies: "No you bleedin' idiot, it says guests have to be in before
1 am."

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I remember when I first saw a universal remore control.
I thought this changes everything!

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Just received an e-mail offering me 10 tins of luncheon meat for the price of 6....
Do you think this is spam?

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I got a taxi to the launderette just up the road,
It cost £25 pounds....
Felt like I'd been taken to the cleaners.

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