Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

[ToraToraTora]

My grandson loves the jokes of this form...

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Jack

I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

 

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a kettle on his head?

Phil.

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call the nephew's sister?

A;  Denise

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a man with a cat on his head?

A;  Tom

Q;  What do you call a man on his 'way out'?

A;  Wayne

Q;  What do you call a magician's female assistant?

A;  Wanda

Q;  What do you call a woman with a railway station on her head?

A;  Victoria

 

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a man who is taller than you?

A;  Uriah

[ToraToraTora]

that's genius ken!

[ToraToraTora]

My favourite of ones I knew was....

What do you call a Man whose clothes are made of newspaper?

Russell

No one said it here but I think Uriah trumps that!

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a woman hanging her washing out?

A;  Peg

Q;  What do you call a woman with a parrot on her head?

A;  Polly

Q;  What do you call a woman who sounds like a police car?

A;  Nina

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a very polite German man?

A;  Hugo Furst

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a condom on his head?

Johnny.

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a man with a condom and a fiver on his head?

A;  Johnny Cash

Q;  What do you call a man with two forks on his head?

A;  Guy

[naomi24]

https://www.rd.com/article/what-do-you-call-jokes/

 

[jno]

what do you call a man about to leave for a party?

Mahatma Kane Jeeves

(Actual pen name used by WC Fields; he claimed it was the only line he had in a play he'd appeared in.)

[Barmaid]

What do you call a blind deer?

No idea.

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea.

[Moorea7]

Who is the man with the toe and knee on his head.   Tony

[Ken4155]

Q;  What do you call a woman with a truck on her head?

A;  Laurie

Q;  What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?

A;  Tabitha

[jno]

what do you call a man with a truck on his head?

Jack.

[jno]

oops, I thought that one hadn't been used but I see it's in the OP. Sorry for the plagiarism.

[Patsy33]

What do you call a woman with the famous tower of pizza on her head?

Eileen.

[jno]

what do you call a man who's locked himself out?

Gunga Din

[ToraToraTora]

13:56 That one is...What do you call a man with no shins? Tony!