A Few More

[Rondy]

Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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They’re making redundancies at the meat factory I work at. It looks like I’m for the chop.
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Does anyone know how long you cook these boil-in-the-bag fish you win at the Funfair?
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I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.
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It takes the human body 24 hours to turn food into crap.

McDonald’s do it in 10 minutes.
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I've just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, l'm not covered.
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My mate said to me 'You've put a lot of weight on'

I said 'I've had a lot on my plate recently.
 

[Ken4155]

😂

[Patsy33]

Love 'em! 😆 

[Canary42]

Excellent, especially the fish one LOL

[Barsel]

Very good Rondy.🤣

[maggiebee]

Thanks Rondy - your jokes brighten my day. So much doom and gloom on this site these days.