Still makes me titter

teash | 09:30 Tue 21st Nov 2006 | Jokes

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Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for
some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the
microphone...

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...

"Well, �&*$!*^ stop clappin then!"

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Sorry teash - don't find that one funny. Think its going a bit too far

teash

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No probs but I did post it in the joke section and not in the news one :)

Well I thought it was funny, well done!!

joey88

There's nowt wrong with that it's only a joke :D Nice one Teash

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