Another pub joke

[vehelpfulguy]

This man drinks every night in a pub, and most nights gets very drunk.

At the end of the evening he nearly always starts a fight.

The barman says he has had enough and bans him.

The next night the man comes in, and the barman tells him to get out as he is banned.

The guy says it is his identical twin brother who always starts the fights, he has never been into this pub before.

The barman believes him and says "OK, what will you have"

The guy replies "The usual"

[dr john]

Same man goes into a different pub, orders Drambuie and Coke, knocks it back then walks out without paying. Next night he comes back in, but the barman tells him he's barred.

He says he's never been in this pub before.

Barman says, "Well, you must have a double, then".

Man says , "Thanks, make it a Drambuie and Coke".

[Whiskery Ron]

A man with one arm goes into a pub sits on a bar stool and orders a pint ,another guy sits next to him & orders a pint ,the first man's empty sleeve ( which is pinned to his jacket) becomes undone & drops into the 2nd guy's glass, he say's whats your game & the 1st man says there's no 'arm in it.