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Genie Joke
A man walks into a bar in Texas and sees a little man about a foot tall playing the piano.
He orders a drink and asks the barman where the little guy came from. The barman says he got him from a genie in a magic whisky bottle and that he could have a wish if he wanted.
The bottle is produced and the guy wishes for a million bucks, there's a flash of light and the bar is full of ducks. The guy complains that he wished for a million bucks not a million ducks and ths barman says he forgot to say the genie was a bit hard of hearing and says "you don't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist !"
He orders a drink and asks the barman where the little guy came from. The barman says he got him from a genie in a magic whisky bottle and that he could have a wish if he wanted.
The bottle is produced and the guy wishes for a million bucks, there's a flash of light and the bar is full of ducks. The guy complains that he wished for a million bucks not a million ducks and ths barman says he forgot to say the genie was a bit hard of hearing and says "you don't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist !"
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