UFO Visit
One chilly november evening close to a small Norfolk village a ufo lands in a woodland clearing.
Short on food, two of the 3ft aliens are sent out to scout around for something edible, they figure their best chance is to head for the village general store but not having any currency on them, they decide to see if they can steal something.
While the elderly bespecled lady shop keeper was busy counting the days takings, the two aliens sneaked in the shop unnoticed, they looked around and grabed several mars bars, some snack pots and a few bags of monster munch, as they were about to leave, the lady suddenly looked up and noticed them and started to scream the place down, shouting 'Help Aliens, I'm being invaded'
In all the comotion the aliens fled from the store dropping the food as they ran.
When they returned to the space-ship empty handed, the rest of the crew become angry with them and demanded to know why they could'nt find any food!
One of the aliens tried to appologise and said, 'It's not our fult the earthling in the shop must have had eyes in the front of her head!