Prostitutes

[Pharlap]

Two prostitutes are talking after finishing their shift, "how was your night" asks the first "very quiet, what about you" replies the other, "well I started off very quiet, then this chap comes up to me and asks me what I can do for a tenner. I told him my minimum charge was �50.00 but he said he was desperate for female company and �10.00 was all he could afford so, I thought as it was so quiet I told him I would only give him a blow for that and he agreed. Well we got back to my place, he dropped his trousers and I nearly fainted. It was 12 inches long limp and over 6 inches thick". "Oh my God" replies the other girl "what did you do?" . she replies "I lent him 40.00 quid!".

[crosso]

joke was long and thick too