Christmas story

[lankeela]

The three wise men go to visit the baby in the manger. One of them is very tall, and bangs his head as he goes through the low door. "Jesus Christ" he shouts.

Joseph says, write that down Mary, its got more of a ring to it than Joe Junior".

[sophie_1003]

I heard that one but the end was "write that down Mary, its better than Derek" made me laugh! Bit out of season now!

[dinosour]

Why would he be called Derick when his dad's name is Joseph?????

[Whiskery Ron]

He'd be called Derek if his dad was in the oil business.