paddy & murphy

[sunnyday2d]

paddy & murphy working on a building site fitting windows,
when a sheet of glass, that had not been stacked properly, shot of a rack & sliced murphys head right off,
The forman came and screamed paddy you idiot,
you did not stack that glass properly,
you know where murphy lives you had better go break
the news to his wife, so paddy picked up murphys head
& arrived at murphys house,not wanting to shock murphys wife, he stood at the door with murphys head
on the floor behind his legs, when murphys wife opened the door. she said hello paddy.
paddy said to the wife, Mrs murphy does yor husband
have ginger hair, the wife said yes he does,
& does he have green eyes...the wife said yes he does..
& does he have a scar on his left cheek....he does said the wife...
so paddy moved to one side revealing murphys head..
is this him exclaimed paddy.
OH NO SAID MURPHYS WIFE.....HES MUCH TALLER THAN THAT...........??????

[smudge]

Excellent!

[sunnyday2d]

glad you like it Smudge

[JonnyBoy12]

I think things are coming to a head in this jokes section.