Dear Deirdre......hahaha

[ummmm]

This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun newspaper..................................

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of
my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool .

My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage
boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of
incest on his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a
part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she
has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fianc� utilising her knowledge of
the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be
interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the
heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fianc� and look forward to bringing her in to
the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.



Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?

[funkymoped]

LOL

who wants a Scouse scally in the family ???
:-)

[snagged]

Excellent ...

Sun reader uuuum?!...

[snagged]

sorry... 'ummmm'

all fingers and thuuumbs today ;o)

[ummmm]

Lol.....no i'm not

Just had it sent to me.

Love the typo

[shanx]

brilliant, cant stop laughing.

[smudge]

Brilliant ummmm!

It would also go down nicely in the joke section. Shame for others to miss it!

[ummmm]

Thought I might get away with it here because it came from 'the sun' problem page.....I will put it there as well

[drchasuble]

Good grief! Gives us decent Brixtoners a bad name.

Lot's of Wh0res near where I live, pretty tragic really.

That must be a phony letter though... Surely..?

[drchasuble]

Eek, misplaced apostrophe in lots!

I'm very anal about my spelling and grammar so must now dash off to self flagellate as punishment.

Could be the two rather hefty cocktails I just drank...

[ummmm]

Ah....but did you remember to get the wine last night?????

[curlyfilm]

pmsl...............

very good, we had it at work but the bottom bit read,

should i tell them about being a sailor...lol

[curlyfilm]

drchasuble are you sure your not from tulse hil?

[drchasuble]

I could well be from Tulse HIll. Where are you from Curly?

And ummmm, I forgot the wine.