A Whale of a Tale
A Male and a Female Whale were swiming around in the ocean.
All of a sudden the male Whale says to the female Whale. "See that ship over there?" That's the ship that harpooned my Daddy 10 years ago. "Let's swim over there and blow it out of the ocean."
She agrees, so they swim under the ship and blow it to smithereens.
"Now" says the male Whale, "Let's you and me swim around the water and gooble up all these Sailors."
"Whoa, whoa" says the female Whale, "I went along with the *******, but I ain't swallowin any Seamen."