Not really a joke, but here goes.....

[smudge]

New Telephone Voice Mail Greeting.

Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the Country...?

"GOOD MORNING & WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES"

"Press '1' if you speak English".

"Press '2' to disconnect until you can".

If you agree...... pass it on!

[theren_911]

Possibly this would be taken with more interest on an american forum?

[smudge]

It was actually taken from an American forum & the person who forwarded it on, said it would be a good idea to have it in our Country too - sorry that's England!

It was only sent in gest though!