a man dies
and wakes up on a red slab in a red room ....after 5 or so mins the devil walks in and says welcome to hell but to be honest its not that bad he for example on monday we gamble all day long on tuesday we drink all day long on wednesday we watch porn all day long on thursday we smoke all day long on friday we have sex with the women all day long on saturday we do a mixture of mon tues weds thurs and fri got to ask are you a gay man??? guy replies no im not..... the devil responds................. well your gonna hate sundays !!!!!!!!!!!