not in front of the kids
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down.The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts worried about what her son had seen.She dresses quickly and goes to find him .The son sees his mum and asks "what were you and dad doing"the mother replies"well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top to help flatten it""your wasting your time the boy said""why is that asked his mum" Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes round and gets on her knees and blows it right up again.