the salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door only to be confronted by a young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."good morning madam"said the young man"if I could have a few minutes of your time I would like to demonstrate this high powered cleaner".F*** off "said the old lady"I havn't got any money"and she proceeded to close the door..quick as a flash the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open"don't be too hasty" he said"not at least until you have seen my demonstration"and with that he emptied a bucket of horse **** all over her hallway carpet and said if this cleaner don't pick up every trace of this horse **** I will personally eat the remainder" Well"said the old lady"I hope you have got a fu**ing good appetite because the electricity was cut off this morning.