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These two men are in a nursing home they are talking and they realise it has been years since they had sex.So they sneak out and go to the nearest brothel.Once inside they go to the pimp and ask for the two best girls.The pimp thought "I am not going to waste my best girls on these two I'll just give them an inflateable woman they are old and won't know the difference" The old men finish and leave and on the way back start talking the first man said"i think mine was dead she didn't move or anything"The other one said"I think mine was a witch because when I nibbled her neck she farted and flew out the window"
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