mum knows

[wendilla]

A young man called Peter invited his mum round for dinner.During the course of the meal the mother couldn't help how handsome Peters flat mate was.She had long been supicious of a relationship between them and this made her more curious..During the course of the meal peter saw his mothers expression and said"I know what you must be thinking but simon and I are just good friends" About a week later Simon came to Peter and said "Ever since your mother was here I can't find the frying pan you dont believe she took it do you"So he e-mailed his mum saying "I am not saying that you did take the frying pan from my house and i am not saying that you did not take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner"Several days later Peter received a reply from his mother Dear son I am not saying that you do sleep with Simon and I am not saying that you do not sleep with Simon but the fact remains if he had been sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now".love mum.

[curlyperm]

nice one!!!!! : )

[dolly pond]

love it!!!!

[muchlovex]

brilliant!