a bloke walked into a cake shop and asked for a lemon meringue only to be told they didnt have any.he then asked for a vanilla slice only to be told the same he then asked for a cream cake but again was told they had sold out.on hearing this he got his d**k out and and put it in a custard cake 'what the hell are you doing?'yelled the shop assistant 'im fcuking discustard'he replied...........................oh well lol
A guy is really very fond of his goldfish & decides to take it for a stroll round the block he holds it very carefully & pops into a fish shop, he asks the assistant ,do you have any fish cakes? no says the assistant, what a pity says the man, it's his birthday to-day.