Simple questions - simple answers

[Clanad]

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! While a Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack!
Finally... An Eskimo got so cold while paddling his kayak that he built a fire to warm himself up. Naturally, the kayak sank, and he had to swim to shore in the icy waters.

This only goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

[heathfield]

More great groaners! Keep at it, Clanad!

[Thunderbird+]

Those blind sky divers always know when to pull their shoot-cord when they feel the leash go slack!

Keep em coming <"?

[bricro1]

Did you hear about the aborigine who drove himself crazy by trying to throw an old boomerang away!!