the meeting
spiderman and batman were waiting on top of the empire state building for superman. spidy says "im sick of this superman he is always late, im hungry". batman replies "give him another 5 minutes if he's not here we will go", 5 minutes later they spot superman flying in the air. "about time say spidy". so when superman lands batman say " jeez mate where have you been?"
superman says "well i was flying over central park and seen wonder women, naked lying on the grass, wriggling about. so i decided to swoop down, in the mean time taking out my hard member, getting ready to pounce on her". spidy says " my god i bet she got a fright?", superman replies, "hell yea, but not as much as the invisible man"