Ever Wonder ....

[MacGuffin]

Why the sun lightens your hair, but darkens your skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins Lottery" ?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why isn't there a mouse-flavoured catfood?
Why do they use steralised needles for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all joined together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Why is Lemon juice made with artificial flavouring and washing-up liquid made with real lemons?

[Postdog]

Why, if a shop is open 24 hours, do they have locks on the doors?

Why is there only one mergers and monopolies commision?

[MacGuffin]

How true Postdog!

Why is that to STOP WindowsXP you have to click on "START"?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "Rush hour"?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

[SimonGent]

Who is General Failure and what the hell is he doing looking at my Hard Drive?

[MacGuffin]

you've lost me on that one simon!
i'll await your next post.

[puck]

Why is dislexia so hard to spell?

[cazzrob]

why is there a 1 minute clock on countdown, when they only use 30 seconds? :)

[SimonGent]

Sorry... it was a bit surreal.

It was from the warning message:

"there has been a general failure whilst looking at your hard drive. Your computer will now shut down".

[JonnyBoy12]

Why do they sell you life insurance when we know we are all going to die?

If the black box in a aeroplane is undestructible why don't they built the whole plane from it?

What happens if you get half scared to death twice?

If it is zero degrees c today and it is going to be twice as cold tomorrow what temperature will it be then?

[JonnyBoy12]

Why is this website called the Answer Bank if we have to ask questions on it?