Sex education

[fairkatrina]

Little Jimmy wanted a TV in his room, and after months of pleading, his father finally relented. The next day Little Jimmy asked "daddy, what's love juice?" HIs father was appalled, but thought it best for the child to know everything properly, so he told him about sex. Little Jimmy listed wide-eyed. When the explanation was over, his father asked him what he had been watching that he had heard this expression. The answer? "Wimbledon."

[Whiskery Ron]

Little Harry arrived at school wearing a brand new wrist watch. His friend Arnie asked him how he came by it ,Harry replied that he had caught his mum & Dad making love on the Sunday morning and his Dad had given him the watch to keep him quiet . Arnie went home & bided his time until he was sure that his mum & Dad were at it, he burst into the bedroom & his Dad said,what do you want, & Arnie replied I wanna watch & his Dad said ok you can but stand in the corner & don't make a noise.