ever heard this joke?

stoat the ba | 22:34 Mon 02nd Apr 2007 | Jokes

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have you heard about the irishman who wanted a sex change?
he jumped off the roof and laded with a fud.
ha ha ha

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ReinaLuna

hmmmm... explain please? ;o)
I'm not English so maybe it's a lack of vocabulary here, but I want to laugh too!

stoat the ba

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go google the word fud.

ReinaLuna

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear,_uncertainty _and_doubt

is that it? beats me if it is, because I still can't understand!!!

stoat the ba

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third one down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fud

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alijangra

LOL!!! Nice one!

peppy

Me neither x x

peppy

NOW I get it !

ReinaLuna

Says my boyfriend, who is English and specialist in explaining these kind of local jokes to me, that it's funny because it rhymes with thud.

Oh dear you guys have such a strange sense of humour, I am laughing so much here but now it's because I still don't find it funny after understanding!!! Hahahaha!!!

Stoat, be patient, I promise to learn more of the Scottish words, as I said in other post I think your accents are so so so cute!

Joe_the_Lion

Q)What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

A) The P.G.A

stoat the ba

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"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.

"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.

"Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."

stoat the ba

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An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."

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ReinaLuna

When I visited Edinburgh I bought a tea towel that tells a joke about how Scotland was created (and actually I've heard the same version of this joke but replaced by Brasil when I was still there) and that it was so perfect that the angels asked god, "how can it be if perfection doesn't exist, that this place doesn't have anything wrong with it?"

And god answered " wait and see the neighbour they will have"
HA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

When I came back and told this to my boyfriend's dad, he didn't seem very amused... hehehehe...

Joe_the_Lion

How do you tell a Scotsman's clan?

Stick your hand up his kilt, and if he's a Quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

stoat the ba

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what if hes a halfpounder like maself?

stoat the ba

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does that make me a big mac?