Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks "Is that you Johnny Byrne?"
Yes Father it is.
And who was the girl you were with?
I can't tell you Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?
I cannot say.
was it Teresa Brown?
I'll never tell.
Was it Margaret Doyle?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Anne O'Neil?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Catherine O'Toole then?
Really Father, I cannot tell you.
The priests sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped Johnny and I admire that but you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers "What'd you get?"
Four months' holiday and five good leads!