"What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?"
"Nothing, you've already told her twice."
For the record..... I am in no way a wife beater and do not condone this. I appreciate that demostic violence is a problem and should not be turned in to a joke, but seriously, she should do as I say.
Hey i feel the same myself, only the other day my partner put fromage frais on my mango fool instead of creme fraisch, did i complain? Well no, but some things cannot go unmentioned, i hadn't the heart to punch her in the throat, but i twisted her arm something rotten.