nun

[stokeace]

a nun gets into a taxi and the taxi driver cannot stop staring 'whatevers the matter?'the nun asked 'well im sorry to say this but ive always had a fantasy about a nun giving me oral sex'the driver replied after some thought the nun replied 'well thats ok but you must be a catholic and single' the driver couldnt believe his luck 'yes i am catholic and single too' the nun motioned to him to pull into a layby and fulfilled his fantasy but then he began crying 'whatevers the matter?'the nun asked 'well i lied im not catholic and single im jewish and married im sorry' 'its ok' the nun replied 'i lied as well my names kevin and im on my way to a fancy dress party'

[wizard69]

ha,ha,ha.
just told the missus that one,
how are things in trentham stokey?

[wizard69]

Was Trentham wasnt it ?

[stokeace]

hi wizard yes trenthams fine thanx glad you like the joke lol hope you are ok mate.going to the match 2day COME ON STOKE lol

[wizard69]

hope you enjoyed the game stokie...

[Marvelman]

lol, nice one stokeace, i was at the match myself, great game,

[stokeace]

thanx lads yes great result as well brilliant atmosphere marvelman just hope we can win next week now i fancy a good day out at wembley lol

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