This works better out loud.

[styley]

A man goes into a butchers shop and asks the butcher for a pound of kidleys. The butcher say to him "Don't you mean a pound of kidneys" to which the man replies "That's what I said diddle aye"

[teash]

No matter how many times I hear this (er erm ) joke, I stil don`t understand it :(

[rugeleyboy]

my god!!!!....................... teash???? :�)

i love saying this everytime i go to the chippy....................... but no one has ever said "dont you mean kidney" to me yet!!!! but im hoping!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skreecheeboy]

Now that I've heard it, and if I liked kidleys, I would do the same Rugeleyboy!