b&q poser

[yucker j]

a woman goes into b&q to purchase a wall mirror,the young male assistant asks would you like a screw for that ? she replys .................................................................. NO BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A HAND JOB FOR A LAWNMOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dr john]

I was in the landscaping department at B&Q last week, this bloke in an orange jumpsuit came over and said, "Do you want decking?" Luckily I got my punch in first.